Office Drone vs Alien Apocalypse
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The world is unraveling under sudden alien invasion. Saucers blot skies, cities burn, normal life is fucked. Jeff stumbles from his couch into Armageddon.
You play as
Jeff
Starts at Jeff's Crappy HouseJeff works a 9 to 5 in an office
Stats
- Health90
- Sanity70
- Ammo50
- Wanted Level20
- Alien Kills0
- Gear Condition80
Traits4
- Sarcastic
- Scavenger
- Office Survivalist
- Quick Thinker
Inventory3
- FBI Comms Device
- Fire Extinguisher
- Emergency Rations
Who's in it8
StarringJeffwithand
Aliado3
Neutro4
Hostil1
Sides in play4
Where you'll go8
Where it begins
Motel Mama
Jeff's Crappy House
A rundown suburban home with peeling paint and overgrown weeds. Inside smells like stale pizza and regret, cluttered with empty beer cans and unread mail. Flickering TV shows emergency broadcasts about 'lights in the sky.'
Motel Mama- FBI Field BaseMakeshift command center in a parking lot, buzzing with radios and floodlights. Tents flap in the wind, agents bark orders amid coffee cups and laptops. A helicopter whirs overhead, scanning for alien signals.
Agent Ramirez - Downtown ChaosStreets jammed with wrecked cars and screaming crowds. Neon signs flicker over shattered storefronts, air thick with smoke and alien plasma burns. Looters smash windows while distant explosions light the sky.
Looter Twiz - Alien Crash SiteGlowing wreckage of a saucer half-buried in a field, oozing green slime. Hissing vents spew fog, strange tech pulses nearby. Scorched grass crackles underfoot.
Alien Hunter Vic - Secret BunkerHidden concrete entrance under a hill, guarded by humming scanners. Echoing corridors smell of damp metal and rations. Flickering monitors track invasion progress.
Dr. Ellis - Scavenger MarketTent city in an old warehouse where survivors haggle over alien scraps and canned goods. Lanterns swing, casting shadows on patched tarps. Fights break out over hot sauce.
Scav King Butch - Resistance HQFortified warehouse with barricades and spray-painted 'NO PROBES' signs. Generators rumble, maps pinned with red strings mark alien hotspots. Radios crackle with desperate chatter.
Sergeant Hale - Ground ZeroMassive crater pulsing with alien energy, tentacles writhing from fissures. Air hums with static, buildings melted into slag. Reality warps at the edges.
Techie Mira
The journey
What happens after the first stage stays hidden until you play.
- Stage 1
Shit Just Got Real
Jeff's shitty house gets raided by feds screaming about alien probes up his ass. Agent Ramirez drags your hungover carcass to their parking lot circus, handing you a gun and a 'you're the chosen office drone' speech. Flickering screens show saucers turning cities into green goo—time to stop bitching and start shooting.
- Stage 2
Haggle or Die
- Stage 3
Probes No More
- The finale · Ground Zero
Probe the Probe
Story milestones7
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