A glitchy mashup of London mega store drudgery and nerdy alien universe. Portals spit chaos, factions scrap for rep, and you're the janitor savior turning mop skills into empire. Profane hijinks and power grabs everywhere.
Endless Play
No win condition. Play until death. Build your reputation as high as possible.
Earn Reputation
Reputation changes from completed activities: jobs, heists, deals, territory captures.
Compete for Prizes
Top players on daily and season leaderboards win credits from prize pools.
Donny Garison
Starts at Mega StoreA talented janitor in his 30s, once a reigning champion in janitor games for 6 years straight. Now on the tail end of his career, working early shifts at the world's biggest mega store in London. Stocky build, calloused hands, always smells faintly of cleaner.
Stats
- Health100
- Energy100
- Gear Condition80
- Saviour Rep0
Traits6
- Janitor Champ
- Portal Savior
- Scrappy Fighter
- Street Smart
- Gadget Tinker
- Rep Hustler
Inventory3
- Championship Mop
- Portal Key Fob
- Mega Store Uniform
Who's in it8
StarringDonny Garisonwithand
Aliado3
Neutro3
Hostil2
Sides in play4
Where you'll go8
Mega Store
World's biggest store in London, endless aisles of crap under buzzing fluorescents. Smells like cheap plastic and stale coffee. Stockroom portal hums faintly, drawing nerdy crowds.
Ron the Store Boss- Portal HiveChaotic alien camp spilling from the glowing rift. Nerdy gadgets buzz everywhere, smells like burnt circuits and energy drinks. Girls tinker with tech, arguing over manuals.
Nyx the Coder - Tech BazaarShimmering market of jury-rigged gadgets and comics. Air thick with ozone and haggling shouts. Vendors peddle warp drives next to vintage game cartridges.
Lila the Vendor - Code TowersSky-high spires pulsing with data streams. Whir of servers and faint keyboard clacks echo. Hackers lurk in shadows, plotting digital takeovers.
Vex the Hacker - Game ArenaRoaring coliseum for nerd battles—virtual and real. Sweat, popcorn, and controller clicks fill the air. Crowds cheer epic fails and clutch wins.
Zara the Gamer - Janitor HallGrimy union spot for cleaning pros. Mop scars on walls, smell of bleach and old rags. Old champs swap war stories over lukewarm beer.
Ted the Old Champ - Rift WastesBarren zone twisted by portal leaks. Glitching rocks hum, air tastes metallic. Scavengers pick through unstable junk piles.
Kira the Scavenger - Cosplay FortFortified camp of elaborate costumes and props. Fabric swish and glue-gun whiff. Crafters arm up for faction clashes.
Mira the Crafter