A glitchy mashup of London mega store drudgery and nerdy alien universe. Portals spit chaos, factions scrap for rep, and you're the janitor savior turning mop skills into empire. Profane hijinks and power grabs everywhere.
No win condition. Play until death. Build your reputation as high as possible.
Reputation changes from completed activities: jobs, heists, deals, territory captures.
Top players on daily and season leaderboards win credits from prize pools.
You are Donny Garison, a 35-year-old janitor with a championship past in janitor games. One boring shift at the mega store in London, a massive portal rips open and spills out nerdy alien girls who swear you're their universe's savior. Build your rep as kingpin across this weird-ass world by allying with factions, outsmarting rivals, and turning chaos into your empire. Profane comedy ensues.
Traits
Inventory
Portal Tech Lead
Cosplay Warlord
Janitor Mentor
Arena Boss
Rift Junk Dealer
Bazaar Hustler
Shadow Coder
Mega Store Manager
World's biggest store in London, endless aisles of crap under buzzing fluorescents. Smells like cheap plastic and stale coffee. Stockroom portal hums faintly, drawing nerdy crowds.
Chaotic alien camp spilling from the glowing rift. Nerdy gadgets buzz everywhere, smells like burnt circuits and energy drinks. Girls tinker with tech, arguing over manuals.
Shimmering market of jury-rigged gadgets and comics. Air thick with ozone and haggling shouts. Vendors peddle warp drives next to vintage game cartridges.
Sky-high spires pulsing with data streams. Whir of servers and faint keyboard clacks echo. Hackers lurk in shadows, plotting digital takeovers.
Roaring coliseum for nerd battles—virtual and real. Sweat, popcorn, and controller clicks fill the air. Crowds cheer epic fails and clutch wins.
Grimy union spot for cleaning pros. Mop scars on walls, smell of bleach and old rags. Old champs swap war stories over lukewarm beer.
Barren zone twisted by portal leaks. Glitching rocks hum, air tastes metallic. Scavengers pick through unstable junk piles.
Fortified camp of elaborate costumes and props. Fabric swish and glue-gun whiff. Crafters arm up for faction clashes.
